It's been a while since I've added any new pendants to my stores. This one is available on eBay and Etsy. Of course no one will like it over in Etsyland. It isn't orange, or lime green, or felted, or made to soak up bodily fluids and then be tossed in the wash. I didn't knit it, or find it on a dumpster dive. It doesn't feature owls or mushrooms. It isn't anatomically correct.
The above is said (mostly) tongue-in-cheek. I'm too old for Etsy and too young for...wow, what I am too young for? Oh, the senior menu at almost any restaurant.