Colonoscopy. My husband is having one tomorrow morning. This will be his second time at bat. Every five years they say. I really do not think I could do it. Not the procedure - the preparation. I get extremely nasty when my blood sugar drops. After even just a few hours of clear liquids I'd be up in a tower with hubby's gun.
Then there is the 800 gallons of "stuff" you have to drink. "Stuff" which cleans you out. He follows the instructions and always, and I mean always, achieves the desired result. I just know if I tried it, they would get halfway through the test and find some corn from 1996 and I'd be rescheduled to do the whole thing over again.
Plus, I'm just not compliant. I'm the one who eats a peanut butter sandwich and drinks a can of diet Coke four hours before general anesthesia. Why? Because I can.
I am a Christian, wife to a wonderful man, mom to an awesome son in college, wanna-be full time artist, who is happily residing in the beautiful Pacific Northwest. We have a gorgeous pure-bred Alaskan Malamute to keep us warm.
In addition to running my own online store, I am also an eBay powerseller, with 14 years experience in e-sales.
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.
- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
103 Pound Lap Dog
1999-2013 Rest in Peace Sweet Girl
10 Things About Moi
1. I am right handed. But I play pool and crochet left handed.
2. I am never bored.
3. I love (big) dogs.
4. Good manners are very important to me.
5. I won't wear anything that isn't 100% cotton.
6. I don't mind spiders.
7. I'm a food purist.
8. I am half-Canadian.
9. I love the rain.
10. I have nice handwriting.
My Bucket List
Swim with dolphins Visit London Eat clams at Howard Johnson's Wander New England in the Fall See fireflies